Football Quotes

Footballers say the stupidest things

"They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that."
Ron Atkinson
"Mirandinha will have more shots this afternoon than both sides put together."
Malcolm Macdonald
"It's end to end stuff, but from side to side."
Trevor Brooking
"If there are any managers out there with a bottomless pit, I'm sure that they would be interested in these two Russians."
David Pleat
"He hit the post, and after the game people are going to say, well, he hit the post."
Jimmy Greaves
"The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they're not careful."
Kevin Keegan
"He's not only a good player, but he's spiteful in the nicest sense of the word."
Ron Atkinson
"I'm glad that European players can go into the Hall of Fame, because it would be unfair to miss them out just because they don't come from England."
Jo Guest
"I was really surprised when the FA knocked on my doorbell."
Michael Owen
Interviewer, "Would it be fair to describe you as a volatile player?"
David Beckham, "Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side."
David Beckham
"Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match."
Ian Wright
"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country."
Ian Rush
"They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Heighway and he's nothing like him, but I can see why - it's because he's a bit different."
Kevin Keegan
"Neil Lennon wasn't sent off for scoring a goal, and that's what annoys me."
Martin O'Neil
"Eighteen months ago they (Sweden) were arguably one of the best three teams in Europe, and that would include Germany, Holland, Russia and anybody else if you like."
Bobby Robson
"I tell you what, if the Cameroons get a goal back here they're literally gonna catch on fire."
Ron Atkinson